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[jengohshit]

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voice; very end of November 2019/beginning of December; oh yeah cw phone sex

[ucanreplytothismessage]

This is stupid, I've rubbed one out thinking about calling you Daddy three times. So I've rubbed three out. What are you wearing? You can reply to this message.

[jengohshit]

[HHHHHHHHHHHH]

I've thought about you calling me Daddy more than once.

Do you actually care what I'm wearing?

[ucanreplytothismessage]

Only if it's genuinely, like, a smoking jacket and a pipe.

[jengohshit]

[Snort.] No, nothing all that fatherly, I'm afraid. Normal shit I'm always wearing.

[ucanreplytothismessage]

Oh, well, can't have everything. Are you wearing that armor?

[jengohshit]

No, just pants and a shirt. You don't want me in the armor, it takes fifteen minutes to get off.

[This tome sex is going swimmingly.]

[ucanreplytothismessage]

It's so, like, glossy and intimidating, though.

2/2

[ucanreplytothismessage]

Wait, it takes fifteen minutes? What if you have to take a dump?

[jengohshit]

Buttflap.

[ucanreplytothismessage]

Damn, the gods think of everything.

[jengohshit]

I know, right? It's not always there, though, cause the armor changes form. Sometimes I've just had to hold it, or get just the trouser bits down.

[This is definitely what Nott came here for.]

[ucanreplytothismessage]

So you CAN get the trouser bits down enough to get at your junk, then. Like in a pinch. Like if someone was bein' all mouthy at you.

[jengohshit]

[...he sees where she's going with this but he's thinking about the time he did actually fuck in the armor and how fucking bad it was]

Oh, I'd make sure I was ready for it if I thought someone was going to...get uppity.

[ucanreplytothismessage]

[ Let! A girl!! Have a fantasy!!! ]

Is that so?

[ is it weird to hear a goblin talk all seductive ]

I don't know about uppity. I'm just a thief with sticky fingers who might find herself ... in a compromising position ... in spite of somebody's warnings about stealing from the wrong people.

[jengohshit]

[This is a lot goddamn harder when he's not on tanglethorn.]

Wait, how's the thief stuff a daddy thing?

[ucanreplytothismessage]

[ HUFF ]

I thought like you were gonna punish me for being a bad girl and not listening to you?

[jengohshit]

Punishing you for being a bad girl isn't inherently a daddy thing.

[ucanreplytothismessage]

But Daddy ... [ Wheedling. ] I don't want you to be disappointed in me.

[jengohshit]

[Oh christ.]

...Let's start this over.

[Fuck, this is easier with tanglethorn.]

I'm gonna help you be a good girl.

[ucanreplytothismessage]

[ Nott does laugh, but it's good-natured and sheepish. ]

Help me how? I wanna make you proud.

[jengohshit]

[Still weird. But better.]

The first thing you can do is get your shirt up and show those gorgeous tits.

[ucanreplytothismessage]

O-kay, now we're getting somewhere.

[ A few moments later, a still image comes through of Nott's cleavage, a slice of her face visible in the frame. She has never taken a selfie, much less a dirty one, much less a dirty one with a book, so the angle isn't amazing ideal and she's kinda making a frowning face of concentration.

But still, it's a good effort. Maybe particularly because she's clearly using Mage Hand to pull her shirt up, which leaves both hands free to move the book around. ]

[ Back to voice: ] Like that?

[jengohshit]

[Ohoho. He wasn't really expecting a picture, but he's appreciative.]

Gorgeous. I think...I mean... [Hoo boy here we go.] Daddy thinks you should get some of that wrapping down and start pinching your nipples. Since I know you like that so much.

[ucanreplytothismessage]

Mmmm.

[ This is workable! There's some rustling from her end, and then a faint moan. ]

They're already pretty hard.

[ Compared to the exaggeratedly breathy voice she was using a minute ago, her tone sounds pretty genuine. ]

Want me to twist them?

[jengohshit]

[A restless exhale.] Yeah. Make it hurt just a little. I know you like that.

And tell me what you'd want me to do if I were there.