jengohshit | (no subject)

So you did try it.

[CAN YOU HEAR THE SHIT-EATING SMIRK, NOTT?]

Wipe that look off your face, Evanescence.

[ YES SHE FUCKING CAN ]

Can't wipe the look off my heart.

You can wipe all kinds of stuff off your heart, it's super slimy. Just covered in stuff to wipe off.

Yeah, but not the look.

Hmph.

[ help he's sweet what is she doing ]

You're an asshole.

Speaking of, butt stuff. Thoughts?

[ great, very smooth, well done Nott

(The sad part is she genuinely considers that an excellent segue.) ]

On...you or on me?

Umm, both.

Well, on me, sure, I'm always up for that.

On you, have you done it before?

Weeeeell, I've never had anything up there, no. I hear it can be fun, though.

On you -- [ Unseen, she glances at her claws and winces. ] -- you know what, maybe that should be level two, for both of us. See about the basics first. But good to know where you stand and/or bend over on that one.

That's fair. If you haven't done it, the best way to start is mouth stuff. So I mean, if you want me to, you know, investigate, we can do that.

Duly noted.

[ For the spank bank. ]

But uh, yeah, I think doing the real standard stuff first might be good. Like you said before. Some hand stuff, some mouth stuff, fuckin'. I do really wanna, like, jerk you off. If that would be fun for you.

We can do that, yeah. I don't think anyone's wanted to give me a handjob since I was a teenager.

[ Nott laughs. ] Throwin' it back to fumbling around behind the tavern.

D'you want to do it, you know, to completion? Or just as foreplay?

Well, what's your recovery time like?

Mmm...variable? But I'm happy to see how many times I can make you come with my mouth in the middle.

[ Purrrr. ]

Good deal.

[Laugh.] So hand stuff on me, mouth stuff on you, then fucking? Is that where we're landing?

That sounds pretty good to me, I'm not gonna lie.

[ She lets out a laugh that sounds half-relieved and half-sheepish. ]

Thanks. For talking.

And the dildo, I guess.

Heh.

Keyleth's planning something so I can't make plans yet, but we'll pick a date soon, yeah?

Yeah, no rush. I've got lots of jerking off time.

[ She's doing fingerguns, but the effect is sadly lost in an audio-only medium. ]

Have a good time with your lady.

Have fun with your Yule present. [smug af]